shades of live (4:56:26 AM): ._.

Zaine 87 (4:56:37 AM): What's lame?

Zaine 87 (4:56:40 AM): Aside from you.

shades of live (4:56:44 AM): That.

Zaine 87 (4:56:49 AM): No you.

shades of live (4:56:51 AM): and NEVER me!

Zaine 87 (4:56:57 AM): Always you.

Zaine 87 (4:57:05 AM): For as long as you call something I do lame.

Zaine 87 (4:57:12 AM): It'll always be you.

shades of live (4:57:25 AM): Even so, that's mean :[

shades of live (4:57:35 AM): i'm hurt, and going to go cry and cut myself

Zaine 87 (4:57:45 AM): Chin up kiddo.

Zaine 87 (4:57:50 AM): You're the good kind of lame.

Zaine 87 (4:57:52 AM): You really are.

Zaine 87 (4:58:16 AM): You kill me. You really do.

shades of live (4:58:30 AM): Oh my, we need to stop this now XD

shades of live (4:58:55 AM): Otherwise you'll never go to bed, you'll be too busy trying to keep your guts in, or something like that

Zaine 87 (4:59:15 AM): They plugged me! Right in my guts!

Zaine 87 (4:59:26 AM): Right in my stinkin' guts.

shades of live (4:59:32 AM): :p

shades of live (4:59:38 AM): Just don't jump out the window.

shades of live (4:59:43 AM): Otherwise no one will cover you up

Zaine 87 (4:59:54 AM): I would! I swear to god I would.

shades of live (5:00:10 AM): Hey, wanna make a deal?

Zaine 87 (5:00:10 AM): Except for all the busey bodies staring at my guts.

Zaine 87 (5:00:16 AM): I couldn't stand that.

Zaine 87 (5:00:33 AM): What deal?

shades of live (5:00:57 AM): If one of us ever has the urge to jump out the window, then we'll cover the other up. Then, it won't be an issue XD

Zaine 87 (5:02:31 AM): I'd love to. Only, I'd be too depressed to do it. I'd pick up an old sheet or something and get to thinking about how it'd never be used again on some kids bed. On account of all the blood and all. And it'd depress the hell out of me. It really would.

Zaine 87 (5:02:54 AM): Kids never get to use the really good bedsheets.

Zaine 87 (5:03:03 AM): Parents are always afraid they'll spill something on it for chrissake.

shades of live (5:03:13 AM): XDDD

shades of live (5:03:26 AM): Oh Mr. Pickering, this is why I keep you around.

Zaine 87 (5:03:34 AM): I'm glad Ms. Dusel.

Zaine 87 (5:03:36 AM): I really am.

shades of live (5:03:44 AM): It's Miss, and don't you forget it XD

shades of live (5:03:55 AM): Ms. is my mom now that she's divorced XD

Zaine 87 (5:04:14 AM): I'd apologize, I really would. Only, I'm not in the mood.

Zaine 87 (5:04:20 AM): You really have to be in the mood for that sort of thing.

shades of live (5:04:25 AM): You have to be in the mood for that kind of thing...

shades of live (5:04:29 AM): damn lag, and you!

Zaine 87 (5:04:53 AM): We should get more coconut rum sometime.

Zaine 87 (5:05:12 AM): I can get it no problem on account of my heigth and the fact that I have quite a few gray hairs.

shades of live (5:05:25 AM): XD

Zaine 87 (5:05:30 AM): I'm old enough to be your father for chrissake.

shades of live (5:05:32 AM): Although you really should. That stuff's tasty

Zaine 87 (5:05:41 AM): It is! It really is.

Zaine 87 (5:07:11 AM): It's the kind of tasty where you'll be drinking it and your cousin will be off in the corner of the room getting sprayed in the face with water. Only, he doesn't act like it's water and he gets all upset. He punches a hole in the wall and then falls down on his stinking face. That's the kind of tasty it is. Hole in the wall tastey.

shades of live (5:09:16 AM): Psh, no one's that stupid, man. Terrible example.

Zaine 87 (5:09:42 AM): Oh no, he is. He really is. He's a goddamn maddman! I swear to god.

Zaine 87 (5:09:53 AM): The things he does kill me. They really do.

shades of live (5:10:06 AM): XD

shades of live (5:10:11 AM): Go to bed!

Zaine 87 (5:10:23 AM): I'm too depressed to go to bed.

shades of live (5:10:32 AM): Hn

Zaine 87 (5:10:56 AM): All that talking about sheets and all.

Zaine 87 (5:11:03 AM): I can't go and lay down on my nice sheets.

shades of live (5:11:10 AM): XD

shades of live (5:11:13 AM): So yeah, I think you're really going to like the baby shower crap I bought you guys XD

Zaine 87 (5:11:27 AM): I'd spend all night worrying if I was making some kid next door feel bad about his sheets for chrissake.

shades of live (5:12:28 AM): You can't room with someone with worst sheets than you

Zaine 87 (5:12:41 AM): That's the trouble with kids. You never know what bothers them. Not what really bothers them, you know?

shades of live (5:12:57 AM): Know what?

shades of live (5:13:10 AM): I'm never recommending any books or movies to you ever again :p

Zaine 87 (5:15:17 AM): I roomed with this one guy in school, Dave, and he had this kid brother who came to stay with us for a weekend. Normally I wouldn't mind that sort of thing, I really wouldn't. But the thing was, he spent his whole trip eyeing my hangers. The whole goddamn weekend for chrissake. It turns out his family doesn't use hangers. They just lay they're clothes in neat piles in their closests. Neat piles for chrissake! That killed me.

shades of live (5:15:49 AM): You

shades of live (5:15:53 AM): re so cut off.

Zaine 87 (5:16:00 AM): Help... me...

Zaine 87 (5:16:04 AM): Can't.... stop....

shades of live (5:16:58 AM): I know, I know....think about something else...uh--UH!

shades of live (5:17:10 AM): Flying in the sky! Are you watching closely? VIDEOTAPES!

Zaine 87 (5:17:14 AM): XD

Zaine 87 (5:17:20 AM): It's sad how quickly I process that.

Zaine 87 (5:17:27 AM): G gundam. Prestige. American Psycho.

shades of live (5:17:34 AM): Of course XD

shades of live (5:17:46 AM): I would expect nothing less from myself in the same situation ^^

Zaine 87 (5:20:00 AM): Alright.

Zaine 87 (5:20:02 AM): Bed time

Zaine 87 (5:20:03 AM): asd'ghaksgh'ahgas

shades of live (5:20:07 AM): Is that so? Night!

Zaine 87 (5:20:13 AM): (Also; score on baby presents)

shades of live (5:20:28 AM): [Hell yes! if you actually decide to see me tomorrow then I'll tell you more XD]

shades of live (5:20:42 AM): :p

Zaine 87 (5:20:50 AM): (Haha. Not sure. It's Trilly and my first time together all week turns out)

Zaine 87 (5:21:03 AM): (I'm off and she works morning. So basically when I wake up she'll be home.)

Zaine 87 (5:21:20 AM): (We've been missing each other all week. She worked 7:30-3 today and I worked at 5. ~_~ )

shades of live (5:21:48 AM): REally? You're telling me quality time with your wife is more important then doing nothing with me?

Zaine 87 (5:21:54 AM): Haha.

Zaine 87 (5:22:03 AM): It would appear so.

shades of live (5:22:17 AM): I BELIEVE I SAID NIGHT!

Zaine 87 (5:22:19 AM): XD

Zaine 87 (5:22:23 AM): Shhhhhhhhhh.

Zaine 87 (5:22:28 AM): You're making me laugh too loudly!

Zaine 87 (5:22:31 AM): You'll wake the baby!

Zaine 87 (5:22:33 AM): <.<

shades of live (5:22:40 AM): I already WOKE the baby XD

shades of live (5:22:47 AM): That was the first thing I did tonight

Zaine 87 (5:22:52 AM): What the hell? Lol.

shades of live (5:23:30 AM): that's right. The Hell. Now go away, I'm busy computing.

Zaine 87 (5:24:03 AM): Now you've gone and depressed the hell out of me again.

shades of live (5:24:17 AM): Oh, like that's easy to do, Holden e_e

Zaine 87 (5:25:42 AM): I have an excellent mental temperament. I really do. I just feel like being depressed right now.

shades of live (5:25:46 AM): Goodbye, love-duck!

Zaine 87 (5:25:58 AM): Where do the love-ducks go during the winter?

Zaine 87 (5:26:03 AM): :o

shades of live (5:26:04 AM): Touche xD

Zaine 87 (5:26:06 AM): XD
shades of live (5:26:56 AM): See, you have to train Vash to be this cool

Zaine 87 (5:27:00 AM): Haha.

shades of live (5:27:02 AM): Otherwise, I'll be disappointed

Zaine 87 (5:27:11 AM): He's my and Trillian's child.

Zaine 87 (5:27:14 AM): It'll be genetic.

Zaine 87 (5:27:26 AM): The combined efforts of two huge nerds.

Zaine 87 (5:27:35 AM): Anything less than a super nerd and I'd be dissapointed,.

shades of live (5:27:59 AM): No Baby Einstein bullshit, I want him watching American Psycho right out of the womb. The Prestige, Equilibrium...other non-Christian Bale movies, too!

Zaine 87 (5:28:12 AM): xD

Zaine 87 (5:28:31 AM): As long as he has time to reach for the golden ring.

Zaine 87 (5:28:42 AM): You just gotta let kids do that sometimes. You really do.

shades of live (5:28:47 AM): x_x

Zaine 87 (5:28:55 AM): (You started this.)

shades of live (5:28:59 AM): I did not.

Zaine 87 (5:29:07 AM): (Read this book she says. It's awesome she says.)

shades of live (5:29:20 AM): Yeah well, I was right

shades of live (5:29:22 AM): LIKE I ALWAYS AM

Zaine 87 (5:29:30 AM): (You were. And for this you pay.)

shades of live (5:29:33 AM): XD

shades of live (5:29:38 AM): It could be worse

Zaine 87 (5:30:43 AM): I kinda feel like taking a cab to see if old Ernie is playing.

shades of live (5:31:04 AM): You should give old Jane a ring, you really should.

shades of live (5:31:19 AM): Although, knowing you, you'll get there and call old Sally instead

Zaine 87 (5:31:20 AM): I've been meaning to do that. I really have.

Zaine 87 (5:31:40 AM): Just Sally asked me to help decorate her crazy tree.

Zaine 87 (5:31:54 AM): I'd get depressed as hell if I didn't at least call her.

shades of live (5:32:02 AM): Well then, you should go and trim her goddamn tree~

shades of live (5:32:32 AM): [This reads like a terrible fanfiction XD]

Zaine 87 (5:32:55 AM): (Any CiTR fanfiction is good fanfiction )

shades of live (5:33:06 AM): [Fuckin' A]

shades of live (5:33:22 AM): Dude, how cool would that have been if that was a toast at your wedding XD

Zaine 87 (5:33:31 AM): Duuude.

shades of live (5:33:33 AM): Someone just stands up and says: "Fuckin' A"

Zaine 87 (5:33:37 AM): xD

Zaine 87 (5:33:39 AM): Fritz!

Zaine 87 (5:33:39 AM): xD

shades of live (5:33:42 AM): XD!

Zaine 87 (5:33:54 AM): (Also reads like Holden talking to another Holden. Lol )

shades of live (5:34:27 AM): Wow... Catcher-Catcher in the Rye, coming this summer.

Zaine 87 (5:34:50 AM): That book does depress the hell out of me.

Zaine 87 (5:34:53 AM): That part at least.

Zaine 87 (5:35:12 AM): It's just such a good dream to have. But it's too good.

shades of live (5:35:25 AM): What part are we talking about?

Zaine 87 (5:35:40 AM): Where he says that what he really wants to be is the catcher in the rye.

Zaine 87 (5:35:56 AM): It's just such a nice image.

Zaine 87 (5:36:04 AM): But it's too nice.

shades of live (5:36:04 AM): Yeah, but I think that's kind of the point :/

Zaine 87 (5:36:07 AM): The world isn't like that.

Zaine 87 (5:36:12 AM): And it depresses the hell out of me.

Zaine 87 (5:36:15 AM): It really does.

shades of live (5:36:24 AM): The whole damn book depresses me XD

Zaine 87 (5:36:31 AM): Fuckin' A.

shades of live (5:36:41 AM): 'cause the whole time I want him to hang out with Jane, but he never does!

Zaine 87 (5:36:53 AM): That's the way the world goes.

shades of live (5:37:10 AM): Yeah, but that's so sad.

shades of live (5:37:24 AM): ._.

Zaine 87 (5:38:28 AM): Now I want to go out to some swanky club.

Zaine 87 (5:38:35 AM): I'm a maddman, I swear to god.

shades of live (5:38:41 AM): Go chat up some old women from Seattle?

shades of live (5:39:03 AM): I don't remember where they were from :/

shades of live (5:39:14 AM): But you know, Frasier's on...

Zaine 87 (5:39:21 AM): They'd probably be wearing the sorts of hats that just tell you they're from out of town.

shades of live (5:39:49 AM): Why aren't you asleep yet?

Zaine 87 (5:40:19 AM): I can't sleep when there are women from Seattle out at a swanky club with those sad little hats on.

Zaine 87 (5:40:31 AM): It depresses the hell out of me thinking of them like that. It really does.

shades of live (5:40:57 AM): Well kid, there will always be women in swanky clubs with Seattle hats on who don't know how to dance, so you may as well sleep :/

Zaine 87 (5:41:36 AM): Well I could at least try to have a cocktail with them for chrissake.

shades of live (5:42:40 AM): Eh, you don't want to hang out with their kind. They're probably here to go to Radio City Music hall and try and see moviestars for chrissake!

Zaine 87 (5:43:08 AM): The moviestars? Now don't get me started on those phonies for chrissake!

Zaine 87 (5:43:27 AM): They came to go to Radio City Music Hall. That kills me.

shades of live (5:44:01 AM): Yep, my money's on them getting up bright and early to see the first show, or something crumby like that

Zaine 87 (5:44:23 AM): That's terribly corny.

Zaine 87 (5:44:53 AM): I can just imagine them, all lined up with their sad little hats on talking about which movie star they'd run into first.

Zaine 87 (5:44:59 AM): It depresses the hell out of me.

shades of live (5:45:09 AM): Oh man, I think I just saw Christian Bale over there!

Zaine 87 (5:45:28 AM): Christian Bale for chrissake.

Zaine 87 (5:45:35 AM): That killed me.

shades of live (5:45:37 AM): Yeah, but don't look, he's already left.

Zaine 87 (5:45:44 AM): I love that part.

shades of live (5:45:51 AM): Yeah XD